“He’s a Pirate” (Ultimate Mix)
A mix from the first three Pirates of the Caribbean movies.
If this doesn’t make you want to go sailing to the ends of the earth, or pilot an airship into the skies, then I hope you find your way back to that state of imaginative bliss some day.
Where’s my hat.
Attack on Rue Plumet (8-bit) - Les Misérables
AN ENEMY APPEARS!
YESSS IT IS EXACTLY RANDOM ENCOUNTER MUSIC THANK YOU
This is the greatest thing I have ever heard I am so glad this exists oh my god!
One of the BEST ad campaigns about representation I have seen.
Everyone has a backbone. Use yours.
fav person of the day
because actually helping people with cosplay emergencies!
literally the most important man at supanova this year
he gave me double sided tape
what a good human being
petition to have a designated Captain Patch-It at all cons from now on.
Every con needs a squad of these guys.
Not to mention the whole damn town gets cursed
he doesn’t just DIE, he’s lynched because the Gaston-equivalent sees them together and the whole town is horribly racist and that’s why she starts killing people
How many spies does it take to change a lightbulb?
"One of the lights is out in the den," Bruce said as he came into the kitchen at breakfast. "Went out while I was reading last night."
"JARVIS, make a note to get a maintenance guy up here," Tony called sleepily, apparently trying to osmose his coffee through the mug, if the way he was curled around it was any indication.
"Of course, sir. Immediately or at a later time?"
"Uh. Later. Coffee now."
Natasha snorted and pushed herself up from the table. ”That’s ridiculous. It’s just a light bulb.”
"In a ceiling that’s like 15 feet high," Tony pointed out dubiously. Natasha waved him of as she poked in a cupboard and produced a new bulb,
"I’ve got this." She kicked Clint’s chair lightly. "Come on, I’ll need a leg up." Clint didn’t bother to set his phone down, sleepily following Natasha back into the den while Bruce and Tony stared after them.
"Should we go help?" Bruce asked uncertainly after a moment. Tony sighed and downed his coffee in two gulps.
"Nah, we’ll go laugh at the spies totally failing to change a lightbulb in a ceiling they couldn’t reach even standing on top of one another," he said, and sauntered out to the den, Bruce a few steps behind him, close enough that he almost crashed into Tony’s back when he stopped suddenly, just inside the doorway. "What.”
Clint looked up guiltily from his phone and Bruce couldn’t help but stare in shock. Clint was perched on what looked like one of Tony’s expensive desk chairs (and how he’d gotten it in such a short period of time, Bruce had no idea), one foot on the back, one foot on an arm. Somehow it hadn’t tipped, and Bruce was at a loss to figure out how, especially considering that Natasha had one foot on Clint’s shoulder and the other on his head, calming screwing in the new lightbulb.
"What are you doing?” Tony all but screeched.
"Changing the lightbulb," Natasha said calmly, lowering herself to the ground from Clint’s shoulders.
"Getting a new high score on Angry Birds," Clint added, tipping the chair backwards and landing smoothly, holding his phone out with a triumphant grin.
"I’m surrounded by suicidal nutcases!" Tony exclaimed, and went back to the kitchen, adding, "Put my chair back where you got it!" over his shoulder.
OH MY GOD I AM CRYING THIS. IS THE BEST. ARGH.
LOOKIT MAT WROTE A STORY TO GO WITH IT AND IT’S WONDERFUL
Okay, THIS is the eagle I was thinking of, thanks everyone!
You just know these images have a brilliant future life as a reaction gif
Ask and ye shall receive.
wow what a cute childrens movie aw
what the shit
I made a thing about stretching! Some of the images are hard to see, but if you click on them they should produce a larger image!
Image sources that aren’t mine (the three routines):
THIS SHOWED UP ON MY DASH. WHAT.
Thanks for this.
I need to be better about this lest I lose all flexibility and become a 2x4.
Some of these are for your lower back omg
let’s see how pathetic I am at these right now
i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.
And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it.
are you satan
I went to the tulip festival today! But in my opinion, the sky was actually much prettier and more interesting than the tulips
Ahaha it’s not normal that we draw that stuff, but when we do we tend to go all out
yee pretty much -v-
I NOTICED. Also I agree with the anon, and while that was mildly upsetting to find on my dash, I’m too tired to be overly upset about it. So I’m gonna head off to bed now. =u= I like seeing art from both of you but tbh I prefer cutesy stuff and sexy stuff over stuff like this.
Heart-shaped garnet ring inlaid with gold, silver and rose cut diamonds, c. 1890-1900.